If you give a mom a cookie...
If you give a mom a cookie…
She’ll have to give it to her toddler…
And when the toddler has the cookie, the mom will need to vacuum…
Once she has the vacuum out, she’ll have to do the stairs too…
And when she finishes the stairs, she’ll realize she ought to sweep…
When the floors are swept, it only makes sense to mop…
After she’s finished the floors, she’ll move on to the counters…
And if you’re going to clean the counters, you’d better clean the sink…
The dishes in the sink will remind her that she never cleared the breakfast table…
And while she’s clearing the breakfast table she’ll notice a few stubborn stains on the dining room chairs…
Since she’s gone to the trouble to get out the upholstery cleaner, she’ll scrub the couches too…
She won’t be able to stand having clean couches under dirty windows so she’ll wash them inside and out…
Which naturally leads to scrubbing each and every venetian blind…
Before long she’ll find herself sand-blasting the cement patio…
And repainting all of the exterior trim on the house…
In the meantime, the toddler will have found the rest of the cookies…
And when the toddler has the cookies…
The mom will be vacuuming yet again!
2 comments:
Wow...describes my life. Only I don't have toddlers living in my house.
Haha I love it :)
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